jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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tastefullyoffensive:

[rinawithak]

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

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